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violue ([personal profile] violue) wrote2003-10-29 10:55 pm

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...It's gettin awfully cold...

[identity profile] mindisrejected.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I just put on about 4 sweaters.


-random person

[identity profile] violue.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
See it's unjust.
I suggest we file a complaint with the Federal Weather Control Board.

[identity profile] mindisrejected.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I think there's a problem with doing that. It's a secret organization that no one is supposed to know about. So if you send them a complain, they'll know that you know about them. Which leads to a lot of men in dark sunglasses and no sense of humor showing up unexpectedly.

[identity profile] violue.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not fear these matrix-y men with their clipboard and frown lines in their foreheads. bring them on.

[identity profile] mindisrejected.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well...the real issue is that they don't fear you, either.

Just as a note: clipboards are so old fashioned. They use Palm Pilots.

[identity profile] violue.livejournal.com 2003-11-01 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
Well now, I fear Palm Pilots.

How can I not?

They're so small, yet can do so much!

[identity profile] mindisrejected.livejournal.com 2003-11-01 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Strangely enough, most of them end up as paper weights.

[identity profile] violue.livejournal.com 2003-11-01 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
My GOD, that's diabolical!!

[identity profile] violue.livejournal.com 2003-11-01 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
No no, yogurt is "delicious," not diabolical.

Except for maybe plain yogurt.

Plain yogurt is diabolical.

...and wrong.

[identity profile] mindisrejected.livejournal.com 2003-11-01 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I can see that you and I will definately be on opposing armies when the end of the world comes. That's only a saying really. In truth, the best way to survive at the end of the world is to be in a position where no one has any interest in killing you, nor do they consider you a threat.

Like a Yogurt salesman. The end of the world will come, and I will be selling fruited dairy products.