Midget Porn

I haven't shared any of my conversations with people in a while. Probably because I don't have many... except for when I spend 10 hours IMing secretbutterfly ... anyhoo. This is a conversation with John, who is listed as my fiance on facebook. (I don't care how uncool it is to list friends as family, and my uncle cickiz , my mother theexecutioner , and my sisters emotional_chica and secretbutterfly know how cool I am)


John:
I have a funny story for you.
I was looking at funny pictures, and one was one of those demotivational pictures. It was of a well-endowed midget.
I was talking to my brother later, and I told him about it. I told him I was so disturbed by the picture, because if midgets have large dicks, that means they are real people.

( Midgets. )

I won the conversation.