Midget Porn
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violueI haven't shared any of my conversations with people in a while. Probably because I don't have many... except for when I spend 10 hours IMing ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
secretbutterfly ... anyhoo. This is a conversation with John, who is listed as my fiance on facebook. (I don't care how uncool it is to list friends as family, and my uncle cickiz , my mother theexecutioner , and my sisters emotional_chica and secretbutterfly know how cool I am)
John:
I have a funny story for you.
I was looking at funny pictures, and one was one of those demotivational pictures. It was of a well-endowed midget.
I was talking to my brother later, and I told him about it. I told him I was so disturbed by the picture, because if midgets have large dicks, that means they are real people.
Me:
D:
what did you think they were?
John:
Midgets.
Me:
did you think midgets were supernatural beings?
you're thinking of leprechauns
John:
No. I thought they were midgets.
Me:
yeah but
how did that mean they weren't real people??
John:
Because they are midgets.
I don't see why this is complicated.
Do you ever watch midget porn?
Me:
they're not average sized people...but they're still real
did you think they were lacking genitals?
no i stick to lesbian porn
oh and guy-guy-girl
John:
I know midgets are real.
No lesbian orgies?
Me:
Well I don't want too much going on...
John:
It reminds me the Saw movies. The flash cuts and scene changes are very rapid.
Me:
yeah i go for the o->->
hehehehe
John:
What does "o->->" mean?
Me:
the position in guy-guy-girl
actually i guess that's girl-guy-guy
John:
And they are pointing away from the girl? How odd.
Me:
no those are legs
oh wait it should be o>->->
....sortof...
CAN'T YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS
John:
That doesn't make any sense.
>-o-< Makes more sense.
Or, >-oo-<
Me:
yeah but that's not what they're doing!
John:
What else could they be doing in a threesome?
>-oc-< One guy on either side.
Me:
>>>
John:
That's a traffic direction sign.
Me:
wow i just facepalmed
like for real
that was awesome
i love when that happens!
John:
I'm going to go get my supper. On an unrelated note, I might be getting sick.
Me:
alright are you familiar with the mechanics of male sex?
you can't go until we suss this out
John:
No. Why would I be familiar with male sex?
Me:
I meant familiar as in what occurs
John:
No.
Me:
what it is that men do
John: That's a pretty broad question, Drydraluxaloud(what I changed my FB name to).
Me:
I'M STARTING TO SUSPECT THAT YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT ALL ALONG, ******** (he has a bird related last name).
John:
Fire Panda Murder Penguin, thank you.
Me:
This is what happens when a bird and a turtle try to mate.
you have no idea how tempted I am to make that my name
John:
It's my name. You can't have it until the marriage ceremony.
Me:
I'm still waiting for confirmation that you know what o>->-> means, otherwise I'm going to go have to find a video and take a screencap
John:
It's a rocket ship?
Or a chain or carbon molecules?
Me:
ok that was easy. example animation: http://bit.ly/7JJSz8
John:
I concede defeat.
I won the conversation.
secretbutterfly ... anyhoo. This is a conversation with John, who is listed as my fiance on facebook. (I don't care how uncool it is to list friends as family, and my uncle cickiz , my mother theexecutioner , and my sisters emotional_chica and secretbutterfly know how cool I am)John:
I have a funny story for you.
I was looking at funny pictures, and one was one of those demotivational pictures. It was of a well-endowed midget.
I was talking to my brother later, and I told him about it. I told him I was so disturbed by the picture, because if midgets have large dicks, that means they are real people.
Me:
D:
what did you think they were?
John:
Midgets.
Me:
did you think midgets were supernatural beings?
you're thinking of leprechauns
John:
No. I thought they were midgets.
Me:
yeah but
how did that mean they weren't real people??
John:
Because they are midgets.
I don't see why this is complicated.
Do you ever watch midget porn?
Me:
they're not average sized people...but they're still real
did you think they were lacking genitals?
no i stick to lesbian porn
oh and guy-guy-girl
John:
I know midgets are real.
No lesbian orgies?
Me:
Well I don't want too much going on...
John:
It reminds me the Saw movies. The flash cuts and scene changes are very rapid.
Me:
yeah i go for the o->->
hehehehe
John:
What does "o->->" mean?
Me:
the position in guy-guy-girl
actually i guess that's girl-guy-guy
John:
And they are pointing away from the girl? How odd.
Me:
no those are legs
oh wait it should be o>->->
....sortof...
CAN'T YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS
John:
That doesn't make any sense.
>-o-< Makes more sense.
Or, >-oo-<
Me:
yeah but that's not what they're doing!
John:
What else could they be doing in a threesome?
>-oc-< One guy on either side.
Me:
>>>
John:
That's a traffic direction sign.
Me:
wow i just facepalmed
like for real
that was awesome
i love when that happens!
John:
I'm going to go get my supper. On an unrelated note, I might be getting sick.
Me:
alright are you familiar with the mechanics of male sex?
you can't go until we suss this out
John:
No. Why would I be familiar with male sex?
Me:
I meant familiar as in what occurs
John:
No.
Me:
what it is that men do
John: That's a pretty broad question, Drydraluxaloud(what I changed my FB name to).
Me:
I'M STARTING TO SUSPECT THAT YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT ALL ALONG, ******** (he has a bird related last name).
John:
Fire Panda Murder Penguin, thank you.
Me:
This is what happens when a bird and a turtle try to mate.
you have no idea how tempted I am to make that my name
John:
It's my name. You can't have it until the marriage ceremony.
Me:
I'm still waiting for confirmation that you know what o>->-> means, otherwise I'm going to go have to find a video and take a screencap
John:
It's a rocket ship?
Or a chain or carbon molecules?
Me:
ok that was easy. example animation: http://bit.ly/7JJSz8
John:
I concede defeat.
I won the conversation.
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