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[Me]
Hi. What are you wearing?
still waiting
ok you don't have to tell me
i need to tell me if I should read, write, or sit here at the computer doing nothing
tell me what to do, damnit

[Ryan]
poop

[Me]
um
to quote my earlier message: "i need to tell me if I should read, write, or sit here at the computer doing nothing"

[Ryan]
read
on the toilet

[Me]
o.o

[Ryan]
I don't think I like the new facebook chat

[Me]
me either
i already sent a complaint
It's going to be harder to copy our conversations and paste them on livejournal

[Ryan]
ಠ_ಠ

[Me]
<3<3
http://violue.livejournal.com/124263.html

[Ryan]
those are the funniest things I've said to you?

[Me]
no
there's also "Ryan goes insane" "more advice from Ryan" "solid advice" and one that has no title
sometimes I find an exchange amusing and copy it
but i dont always remember :(:(
Sometimes I find you sort of bizarre and fascinating
=[ am i weird

[Ryan]
I'll try to think of more funny things to say

[Me]
Don't do that.

[Ryan]
The other night I had a dream that I was drinking out of a garden hose, but I was in a bedroom and then I cut the hose open and it was dirty inside
We must liberate Taiwan!

[Me]
that time you told me you have a dream that you had a really nice umbrella... I thought that was really really funny

[Ryan]
I have to go in a couple minutes. I'm gonna eat some soybean paste soup.
That was such a good dream
I wish I had that umbrella
I like my umbrella though
however I really want the samurai sword one
they had it in China, but I thought it would be a pain to bring on the plane.
I got stopped for my gun as it was. I probably would have gone to jail for having a fake sword too.
I ordered some things that attach to your shoes so you can run on ice

[Me]
You see, just be natural. it is your innate Ryan-ness that I love.
uh not LOVE love


that part that's bold and italicized is my favorite