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A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an eagle flew in! Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirlpool that fills the apartment!


...that's from an episode of friends...something Ross says to Rachel while Rachel is fretting about the stove being on in her apartment with the baby in it, and oh no maybe the window is open and a bird will fly in.

I find it EXTREMELY funny.

something else I find funny.

If you've ever seen charmed, you know that the witches often write spells to vanquish demons. these spells tend to rhyme and such and then ...you know the demon usually dies. ..the sister Phoebe usually writes these, but she goes sort of wonky in the episode "Lost and Bound" and it's up to paige.

Here is paige's spell.

The brutal winter
gives way to petals of spring
Ludlow is vanquished


the sisters recite this and the demon Ludlow is killed...they ask her what the hell that was, and she tells them that she can't rhyme well, so she wrote a haiku.

...*cough* I thought it was funny.