solid advice

[violue]

I was telling Ryan about that pesky problem I'm having with my mom, and how she's pissed that I was in her stuff, and I'm pissed that she has a gun with someone like me in the house, and pissed that she won't get rid of it.


Ryan
Have I sent you this video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDN7Nx5J6No
It takes everything cool about korea and puts it all into one video

8:46pmMe
youre not very complicated, are you

8:46pmRyan
You should take the gun outside and start shooting stuff
Shoot a deer and drag it home and eat it.

8:47pmMe
there's a dead on about a 20 minute walk from here

8:47pmRyan
That'll learn 'er
I bet your mom would probably get rid of the gun if you did that.
drag it home and tell her you shot it.

8:47pmMe
it's been decomposing for two weeks

8:47pmRyan
or get a wheelbarrow and put it in there

8:47pmMe
i dragged stuff out of the woods o cover it
its becoming a pile off fluff and bones
its so gross
but at least the smell is going away

8:48pmRyan
just bring the head home
and put it on your wall
You should take my suggestions more seriously
I"m gonna leave for work now.

8:49pmMe
this is going to be one of those conversations I end up posting on my livejournal

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[chikntetrazzini.livejournal.com]

Who is Ryan?

[violue.livejournal.com]

o.o my friend

[violue.livejournal.com]

he is of non-ontd origin