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violueONTDers were trying to spot pedophiles on Omegle and I wanted to join in...
I didn't find one yet, but I do believe I made a friend.
Omegle conversation log
2010-08-07
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I have carrot fetish
Stranger: heyy sexy asl
You: LOL
Stranger: nicceeeeeeeeee
You: 16/f/idaho
You: you?
Stranger: 18 male cali
You: oh wow you're young
You: :(
Stranger: ur 16???
You: Well I like to talk to older guys, because they're smarter.
Stranger: im 2 years older then u
Stranger: ??
Stranger: and prob. smarter then u dumbass bitch
You: LOL
You: THAN
Stranger: haha soo funny??
You: smarter THAN
Stranger: big dif
You: You seem mad :(
You: Are you still a virgin?
Stranger: nooo id fucked plenty of times
You: You're on omegle at 2am on a Friday night..
You: I bet you're a virgin.
Stranger: no i was bored
Stranger: why r u on here
You: Bored of being a virgin?
You: I'm looking for virgins!
Stranger: im not a virgin im sorry i have a sex life byotch
You: You seem pretty angry at women for someone with a sex life.
Stranger: noo im just angry at the bitch im talkin 2
You: You're not angry, don't lie.
Stranger: im pretty pissed
You: Because I think you're a virgin?
Stranger: no cause ur a bitch
You: Having a lover's quarrel with your right hand, Virgie McVirgin?
Stranger: idgaf if u think im a virgin cause ik im not and soo does a alot of girls ur just jealous cause u dont get alot action or any at all actully
Stranger: except ur pedo dad who forces u
You: I think you DO give a fuck.
You: Otherwise you wouldn't be crying and calling me a bitch.
Stranger: fuck u bitch im not crying?? and u r a bitchy pruide
You: I'm not a prude. YOU'RE the one that's a virgin.
Stranger: im nopt a fuckin virgin u dumbass actully imma daddy sooo think again and hell yea u r ur a virgin who is a saint and dont do shit
You: You're a dad at 18?
You: How embarrassing :(
You: This is what happens when they don't teach about contraception in highschool :(
Stranger: well atleast i banged and she aint the only one
Stranger: uhhh yeah idgaf
Stranger: its my kid and i dont really like it so i think imma ditch what do u think??
You: :(
Stranger: is that a yes or a no??
You: I still don't understand how you fathered a child when you're a virgin.
Stranger: omfg yeah i just have a kid but didnt have sex that makes so much sense
Stranger: DUMBASS
Stranger: DUMB CUNT I SWEAR
You: Maybe it's like the virgin mary, but with an 18 year old virgin with cum-stained Harry Potter bedsheets.
Stranger: wow thats just who the fuck is mary and yeahh umm i think not bitch im alot hotter and cooler then u can ik that for suree
You: You don't know who the virgin mary is?
You: Are you homeschoole?
Stranger: umm no wtf?? why would i know that
You: sorry homeschooled*
Stranger: dumbass and no??
You: Oh this is awful!
Stranger: umm who is she
Stranger: and yeah soo sad??!!
You: Wait, are you trolling me?
Stranger: uhh no??
Stranger: tell me who mary is
You: The Virgin Mary.
Stranger: is that u or??
You: Yeah.
You: I'm still a virgin too :(
Stranger: ha
Stranger: sucks for u no guy wanna bang u ugly bitch
You: I'm not in a hurry.
Stranger: dont lie its ok ik u wnat to but no other guy does
Stranger: maybe u shud just turn to girls orr nope they wont like u either eh sorry
You: hold on, I'm copying
Stranger: why
Stranger: r u??
You: to post it online
Stranger: umm why??
You: wouldn't you?
Stranger: um no why r u anyway???
You: I like to save my conversations.
Stranger: well ur not a creeper
Stranger: ??
You: o.o
You: For posterity.
You: A memento of our time together...
Stranger: ok bitch ur kinda creeping me out so imma go have fun being a 40 year old virgin and ummm yeah go to hell u dumb cunt fuck u have fun with ur sad sad life while im living it up ull bein ur parents basement
You: I hope you lose your virginity soon :(
Stranger: says virgin mary!!
You: I'm gonna miss you. What's your facebook?
Stranger: dumbass i lost it a long time ago around ur age
Stranger: and no i dont spend the whole life on the cp like u sorry i have a life and i kid and girls to bang parties to go to and friends to hang with
You: Are we gonna cyber or not?
Stranger: wtf ???
Stranger: dont u get it u ugly ass bitchy pruide dumb cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i dont wanna do anything with u ask ur dad
You: He's not home :(
You: He had a date.
Stranger: o damn fuck him when he gets home
Stranger: then u wont be virgin mary and hell prob. not really like it but he prob. missssed fuckin a girl
You: He says not until I'm older.
Stranger: really thats a suprise ehhh or ur just to ugly for him its not worth it
You: He said I was really pretty.
You: He says I look just like my mom when she was my age.
You: He's my step dad, so it's not incest.
Stranger: yeah ummm ur dad has to say that
Stranger: hes kinda forced but thats the only comploment ur gonna get
Stranger: enjoy it
You: I saw him naked once.
You: His penis looked small.
Stranger: ehh girl ur never gonna fuck a guy again cant be picky
You: So anyway, what's your facebook?
Stranger: i dont spend my life on the cp!!!!
Stranger: god dam i have a life
Stranger: a kid
Stranger: girls to bang
Stranger: and college to go to
Stranger: parties
Stranger: and friends
Stranger: u really shud get some of that
You: You're starting to bum me out.
You: We should talk about your insecurity.
Stranger: why cause im better ik
Stranger: o yeah thats it go to hell pruide bitch
You: it's prude :(
You: not pruide
You: you said you were smart
Stranger: do i give a fuck
Stranger: r u in college??
You: I'm 16
Stranger: yeah and ur a dumbass 2 idc what u say im smart in bed thats all that matters
You: If you were smart in bed, you wouldn't be an 18 year ol virgin with a kid.
You: I always thought immaculate conception was made up...
Stranger: omg....
Stranger: ur slow u know that i banged girls when i was 16
Stranger: i started now im stuck with a kid and i cant stnad the bitchy mom
Stranger: and the dumbass kid i dont want abortion
Stranger: damn i wanted that
You: Ohhh.
You: Ok, ok you're not a virgin.
You: Just a terrible father.
Stranger: o well what u gonna do
Stranger: i take car of him sometimes
Stranger: care*
You: Can I have a picture of you?
Stranger: umm hell no i dont give ugly bitches my photo
You: You don't know if I'm ugly.
Stranger: i plez i can tell
Stranger: well im bored bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It should be noted that I have no problems with a guy being a virgin. I just assumed it would upset him. I was right!
I didn't find one yet, but I do believe I made a friend.
Omegle conversation log
2010-08-07
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I have carrot fetish
Stranger: heyy sexy asl
You: LOL
Stranger: nicceeeeeeeeee
You: 16/f/idaho
You: you?
Stranger: 18 male cali
You: oh wow you're young
You: :(
Stranger: ur 16???
You: Well I like to talk to older guys, because they're smarter.
Stranger: im 2 years older then u
Stranger: ??
Stranger: and prob. smarter then u dumbass bitch
You: LOL
You: THAN
Stranger: haha soo funny??
You: smarter THAN
Stranger: big dif
You: You seem mad :(
You: Are you still a virgin?
Stranger: nooo id fucked plenty of times
You: You're on omegle at 2am on a Friday night..
You: I bet you're a virgin.
Stranger: no i was bored
Stranger: why r u on here
You: Bored of being a virgin?
You: I'm looking for virgins!
Stranger: im not a virgin im sorry i have a sex life byotch
You: You seem pretty angry at women for someone with a sex life.
Stranger: noo im just angry at the bitch im talkin 2
You: You're not angry, don't lie.
Stranger: im pretty pissed
You: Because I think you're a virgin?
Stranger: no cause ur a bitch
You: Having a lover's quarrel with your right hand, Virgie McVirgin?
Stranger: idgaf if u think im a virgin cause ik im not and soo does a alot of girls ur just jealous cause u dont get alot action or any at all actully
Stranger: except ur pedo dad who forces u
You: I think you DO give a fuck.
You: Otherwise you wouldn't be crying and calling me a bitch.
Stranger: fuck u bitch im not crying?? and u r a bitchy pruide
You: I'm not a prude. YOU'RE the one that's a virgin.
Stranger: im nopt a fuckin virgin u dumbass actully imma daddy sooo think again and hell yea u r ur a virgin who is a saint and dont do shit
You: You're a dad at 18?
You: How embarrassing :(
You: This is what happens when they don't teach about contraception in highschool :(
Stranger: well atleast i banged and she aint the only one
Stranger: uhhh yeah idgaf
Stranger: its my kid and i dont really like it so i think imma ditch what do u think??
You: :(
Stranger: is that a yes or a no??
You: I still don't understand how you fathered a child when you're a virgin.
Stranger: omfg yeah i just have a kid but didnt have sex that makes so much sense
Stranger: DUMBASS
Stranger: DUMB CUNT I SWEAR
You: Maybe it's like the virgin mary, but with an 18 year old virgin with cum-stained Harry Potter bedsheets.
Stranger: wow thats just who the fuck is mary and yeahh umm i think not bitch im alot hotter and cooler then u can ik that for suree
You: You don't know who the virgin mary is?
You: Are you homeschoole?
Stranger: umm no wtf?? why would i know that
You: sorry homeschooled*
Stranger: dumbass and no??
You: Oh this is awful!
Stranger: umm who is she
Stranger: and yeah soo sad??!!
You: Wait, are you trolling me?
Stranger: uhh no??
Stranger: tell me who mary is
You: The Virgin Mary.
Stranger: is that u or??
You: Yeah.
You: I'm still a virgin too :(
Stranger: ha
Stranger: sucks for u no guy wanna bang u ugly bitch
You: I'm not in a hurry.
Stranger: dont lie its ok ik u wnat to but no other guy does
Stranger: maybe u shud just turn to girls orr nope they wont like u either eh sorry
You: hold on, I'm copying
Stranger: why
Stranger: r u??
You: to post it online
Stranger: umm why??
You: wouldn't you?
Stranger: um no why r u anyway???
You: I like to save my conversations.
Stranger: well ur not a creeper
Stranger: ??
You: o.o
You: For posterity.
You: A memento of our time together...
Stranger: ok bitch ur kinda creeping me out so imma go have fun being a 40 year old virgin and ummm yeah go to hell u dumb cunt fuck u have fun with ur sad sad life while im living it up ull bein ur parents basement
You: I hope you lose your virginity soon :(
Stranger: says virgin mary!!
You: I'm gonna miss you. What's your facebook?
Stranger: dumbass i lost it a long time ago around ur age
Stranger: and no i dont spend the whole life on the cp like u sorry i have a life and i kid and girls to bang parties to go to and friends to hang with
You: Are we gonna cyber or not?
Stranger: wtf ???
Stranger: dont u get it u ugly ass bitchy pruide dumb cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i dont wanna do anything with u ask ur dad
You: He's not home :(
You: He had a date.
Stranger: o damn fuck him when he gets home
Stranger: then u wont be virgin mary and hell prob. not really like it but he prob. missssed fuckin a girl
You: He says not until I'm older.
Stranger: really thats a suprise ehhh or ur just to ugly for him its not worth it
You: He said I was really pretty.
You: He says I look just like my mom when she was my age.
You: He's my step dad, so it's not incest.
Stranger: yeah ummm ur dad has to say that
Stranger: hes kinda forced but thats the only comploment ur gonna get
Stranger: enjoy it
You: I saw him naked once.
You: His penis looked small.
Stranger: ehh girl ur never gonna fuck a guy again cant be picky
You: So anyway, what's your facebook?
Stranger: i dont spend my life on the cp!!!!
Stranger: god dam i have a life
Stranger: a kid
Stranger: girls to bang
Stranger: and college to go to
Stranger: parties
Stranger: and friends
Stranger: u really shud get some of that
You: You're starting to bum me out.
You: We should talk about your insecurity.
Stranger: why cause im better ik
Stranger: o yeah thats it go to hell pruide bitch
You: it's prude :(
You: not pruide
You: you said you were smart
Stranger: do i give a fuck
Stranger: r u in college??
You: I'm 16
Stranger: yeah and ur a dumbass 2 idc what u say im smart in bed thats all that matters
You: If you were smart in bed, you wouldn't be an 18 year ol virgin with a kid.
You: I always thought immaculate conception was made up...
Stranger: omg....
Stranger: ur slow u know that i banged girls when i was 16
Stranger: i started now im stuck with a kid and i cant stnad the bitchy mom
Stranger: and the dumbass kid i dont want abortion
Stranger: damn i wanted that
You: Ohhh.
You: Ok, ok you're not a virgin.
You: Just a terrible father.
Stranger: o well what u gonna do
Stranger: i take car of him sometimes
Stranger: care*
You: Can I have a picture of you?
Stranger: umm hell no i dont give ugly bitches my photo
You: You don't know if I'm ugly.
Stranger: i plez i can tell
Stranger: well im bored bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It should be noted that I have no problems with a guy being a virgin. I just assumed it would upset him. I was right!
