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[violue]

...It's gettin awfully cold...

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[mindisrejected.livejournal.com]

I just put on about 4 sweaters.


-random person

[violue.livejournal.com]

See it's unjust.
I suggest we file a complaint with the Federal Weather Control Board.

[mindisrejected.livejournal.com]

I think there's a problem with doing that. It's a secret organization that no one is supposed to know about. So if you send them a complain, they'll know that you know about them. Which leads to a lot of men in dark sunglasses and no sense of humor showing up unexpectedly.

[violue.livejournal.com]

I do not fear these matrix-y men with their clipboard and frown lines in their foreheads. bring them on.

[mindisrejected.livejournal.com]

Yes, well...the real issue is that they don't fear you, either.

Just as a note: clipboards are so old fashioned. They use Palm Pilots.

[violue.livejournal.com]

Well now, I fear Palm Pilots.

How can I not?

They're so small, yet can do so much!

[mindisrejected.livejournal.com]

Strangely enough, most of them end up as paper weights.

[violue.livejournal.com]

My GOD, that's diabolical!!

[mindisrejected.livejournal.com]

Diabolical? Like yogurt?

[violue.livejournal.com]

No no, yogurt is "delicious," not diabolical.

Except for maybe plain yogurt.

Plain yogurt is diabolical.

...and wrong.

[mindisrejected.livejournal.com]

I can see that you and I will definately be on opposing armies when the end of the world comes. That's only a saying really. In truth, the best way to survive at the end of the world is to be in a position where no one has any interest in killing you, nor do they consider you a threat.

Like a Yogurt salesman. The end of the world will come, and I will be selling fruited dairy products.