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I try to tell myself it will be different this time. This time around, I'll be prepared, I won't be afraid, I'll face things head on, and I try so hard. But still, it goes the same way. Once again, when the toast popped out of the toaster, I was startled.

Trash Burrito

Ryan has interesting stories.





Me
Isn't it past your bed time



Ryan
I don't work tomorrow



Me
me either(it's a joke. i have no job)



Ryan
cool
I work too much now
It sucks



Me
why did you get another job?



Ryan
I didn't want it
Most people here make about $2 per hour
So I told him I want $25 per hour if they want me to work there
and they said yes
I didn't expect it



Me
yeah but
if you dont want it
and you dont need it



Ryan
I never quit anything. I'm scared to quit things



Me
tell that to best buy and bi-mart!
BUUUURRRRN



Ryan
I quit those places because I moved
I quit Taco Bell because they wouldn't let me eat a burrito out of the trash
I think that was the only job I quit without moving.



Me
excuse me?



Ryan
?



Me
oh come on
dont act like you dont know what im talking about



Ryan
I didn't quit any other jobs
I just kinda stopped doing some things, but I never quit



Me
dude why were you trying to eat a burrito out of the trash



Ryan
When we mess up on an order we're supposed to just throw it away
so I just went on break and ate it.



Me
thats not out of the trash



Ryan
actually, that wasn't the main reason



Me
you misled me



Ryan
I set it on top of the trash first
anyway
the main reason was that I got an employee discount meal at the beginning of my shift
then I tried to get one on my break, but my manager was a dick and said not only did I already have the first one, but i had the free trash burrito, so I couldn't get another one.
so I quit



Me
LLEGKLJAEILGJLAEIGJILAE



Ryan
and I callled my friends who worked there and they quit too
I wrapped the burrito up before I set it on the trash
it was a clean trash anyway
it was behind the counter and just had stuff for packaging and other mistake food


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