Ryan goes insane

I don't know why I've taken to posting conversations here. But they're always so fun :D

This one took place upon Ryan's discovery that I haven't seen Star Wars.


Me
wow I got home just in time to see your tiiiirade


Ryan
YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN STAR WARS?
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
Go watch it now.
seriously
just watch it

Me
Why are you even surprised?
I didn't see the Goonies until this year

Ryan
I have never met anyone in my entire life who hasn't seen star wars
I have met plenty of people who haven't seen goonies
Star wars is perhaps the most popular movie of the past 30 years
Have you seen Indiana Jones?

Me
I saw episodes "episode 1 and 2" but I know those dont count

Ryan
It's much more popular than thta
that
How did you see the shitty ones and not the good ones?

Me
my friends went to see them in the theaters o.o

Ryan
Stop what you're doing and just watch some fucking star wars right now.

Me
ive seen some of the indiana jones movies but it was a long timeago

Ryan
stop talking to me and just go watch it.

Me
o.Oo.O I don't HAVE it

Ryan
I'm going now. Go watch star wars
goodnight