inspired by bloodninja

I spent like 30 minutes reading BLOODNINJA: http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

and I thought I'd try it myself...

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instrument_of_praise: asl
wrathofthemaiden: 20/T/California
instrument_of_praise: 30+m usa
instrument_of_praise: is that ok
wrathofthemaiden: Are you in to T-chat
instrument_of_praise: whats t chat
wrathofthemaiden: tranny cyber. i'm pre-op
instrument_of_praise: sure
instrument_of_praise: u a tranny
wrathofthemaiden: gonna be a woman in 3 months
instrument_of_praise: ok
instrument_of_praise: so u like older guys
wrathofthemaiden: yeah
wrathofthemaiden: they know what to do
instrument_of_praise: so ur going to have a pusst
instrument_of_praise: pussy
wrathofthemaiden: yeah, i'm looking forward to it. you have no idea how hard it is to get laid when you're pre-oo
instrument_of_praise: yes
instrument_of_praise: so u liketo suck
wrathofthemaiden: yeah its hot
instrument_of_praise: u can suck mine
wrathofthemaiden: you should take your pants off
instrument_of_praise: they r off
instrument_of_praise: in my undewear
wrathofthemaiden: I get on my knees
instrument_of_praise: i take my underwear off
wrathofthemaiden: I grin and lick my lips, you look so hard
instrument_of_praise: i am hard
wrathofthemaiden: I slowly lick you, your hardness filling my mouth
instrument_of_praise: mmm nice
wrathofthemaiden: I move forward, taking it all in my mouth
instrument_of_praise: wud u like to seee
instrument_of_praise: yes take it all
wrathofthemaiden: I bite down
instrument_of_praise: u want to seee it
wrathofthemaiden: I grind my teeth together, breaking the skin
instrument_of_praise: ouch that would hurt
wrathofthemaiden: you scream as I bite down, unable to pull away
wrathofthemaiden: I start to draw blood from your formerly hard penis
wrathofthemaiden: hello?
instrument_of_praise: i am here
wrathofthemaiden: are you screaming in pain?
instrument_of_praise: i am saying ouch that hurts and ask why u biting me
wrathofthemaiden: I smile at you, blood dripping from my lips
wrathofthemaiden: I'm a cannibal
instrument_of_praise: why u btiing me thought u would suck me
wrathofthemaiden: i grin, knowing you have fallen for my clever ruse
wrathofthemaiden: I rip my head away in one swift motion, tearing your penis off as I do
wrathofthemaiden: hello?
wrathofthemaiden: this is just getting good
instrument_of_praise: why would u tear off my penis like that
wrathofthemaiden: i eat penis
wrathofthemaiden: that's why it's hard to get laid
wrathofthemaiden: i'll have better luck as a woman
wrathofthemaiden: now let's get back to this
wrathofthemaiden: I look up at your horrified face, chewing on your penis slowly
instrument_of_praise: its nto hard to get laid go fine a girlfriend
wrathofthemaiden: they don't have chewy penises
wrathofthemaiden: now come on, we're not done
wrathofthemaiden: tell me what you'd do
instrument_of_praise: i have to go to work
wrathofthemaiden: then we better hurry up
wrathofthemaiden: I finsh swallowing your cock, and dab my mouth off with a napkin
wrathofthemaiden: you there?
wrathofthemaiden: are you getting off?
instrument_of_praise: yes in the kitchen
wrathofthemaiden: let's do your toes next
instrument_of_praise: u like to eat people
wrathofthemaiden: human flesh has a delicate flavor
wrathofthemaiden: i don't get to do it often in real life though
wrathofthemaiden: people are pretty squeamish
instrument_of_praise is typing a message.
instrument_of_praise: welll have to finish this later i am offf to work
wrathofthemaiden: ok don't forget baby