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I implore anyone with some spare time to look up this person-- ICQ NUMBER 242629202 and somehow send him a virus. Seriously. I've never had anyone message me to tell me how ugly I am... Ok. So the picture is like 5 years old and very unflattering... ...but is it REALLY bad enough to provoke someone into messaging me to tell me how ugly I am?? Fucking hell.


242629202
7:00 AM are you really female?

The Iron Wicket
7:01 AM No. Go away.

242629202
7:01 AM you just look like a monkey sorry

The Iron Wicket
7:03 AM I am a monkey. They call me koko. I know how to type. I am smart monkey.

242629202
7:04 AM no not really monkeys will do heaps for a banana

The Iron Wicket
7:05 AM So, first you tell me I'm not a female, then you tell me I'm not a monkey. What am I then?

242629202
7:05 AM a tranny?

The Iron Wicket
7:06 AM Is that your kick?
7:06 AM Are you into trannies?

242629202
7:06 AM some times
7:06 AM are you a tranny?

The Iron Wicket
7:06 AM No, I already fucking told you. I'm a monkey. I'm Koko.

242629202
7:07 AM koko do you like anal sex?

The Iron Wicket
7:07 AM No. You must be thinking of your mother.

242629202
7:07 AM she hates it i have to wait till she asleep
7:08 AM but your dad loves it

The Iron Wicket
7:08 AM I don't have a father. I'm a cloned monkey.

242629202
7:09 AM let me ask you do clones go to hell

The Iron Wicket
7:10 AM I can't answer that. I'm a secular monkey.

242629202
7:10 AM are you black? like a negro?

The Iron Wicket
7:11 AM Most monkies have dark fur. What color is your fur? I bet it is very pale.

242629202
7:12 AM yes i am one of the smart ones who have a job

The Iron Wicket
7:12 AM If you're so smart, why do you have a s/n like "bigboi?"

242629202
7:13 AM cause i am a big boi now

The Iron Wicket
7:13 AM If you're a smart one with a job, how do you have time to message a girl and ask a girl if she's really a girl, then tell her she looks like a monkey?

242629202
7:13 AM wtf is iron wicket

The Iron Wicket
7:14 AM You're smart. You'll figure it out.

242629202
7:15 AM cause you look like a boy i just trying to help you out if you made a mistake on you profile

The Iron Wicket
7:15 AM Wow, you are such a good person to help someone out like that.

242629202
7:16 AM i know
im a nice guy

The Iron Wicket
7:17 AM Well I guess I should make sure people know that it's a picture of a girl, huh?

242629202
7:18 AM but you look like a very ugly girl or a retared monkey

The Iron Wicket
7:18 AM Then why did you message me?

242629202
7:19 AM cause you look FUNNY
do you get teased heaps

The Iron Wicket
7:20 AM No?
7:21 AM I'm funny. People look past my ugliness.

242629202
7:21 AM well you should cause DAM

It's enough to make me want to change that ICQ profile photo....