I'm cruel

so, a while back someone mentioned something about a eugene single's chat in the yahoo chatrooms. ...I'm in a funny mood, so against better judgement i logged into one... couldn't have been in there for more than a minute before I remembered how much i hate any chatroom that isn't moonwings, and that being bored is never a good reason to put myself in a position to be messaged by horndogs.

...Unfortunately one of them messaged me after i left...and...like I said before I was in a funny mood... I fabricated this entire screwed up exsistence trying to SCARE THIS GUY AWAY...and it was just NOT working... it was almost frustrating...I was hoping to freak him out so he'd leave me alone without me having to block him...buuuut it was taking too long and i gave up

anyway. read. :)


NAME REMOVED: hi
bluemageceles: o.o hi
NAME REMOVED: wassup?
NAME REMOVED: what s ur a/l?
bluemageceles: o.o actually i was just about to go to bed...
NAME REMOVED: u tired?
NAME REMOVED: i m from pdx
NAME REMOVED: 26
bluemageceles: Oh yeah, very tired... had a long weekend
bluemageceles: im from eugene, 20
NAME REMOVED: u have bfriend?
bluemageceles: No, he died in a mysterious fire a few weeks ago.
bluemageceles: the police think I did it
bluemageceles: but they're wrong
NAME REMOVED: wow
bluemageceles: he had it coming
NAME REMOVED: that s sux
NAME REMOVED: no bfriend plus cops after you
bluemageceles: Well, just because the last three guys i dated died in accidents they think i did something
NAME REMOVED: look like your guys get bad luck
bluemageceles: I know. But i dont care, because they only wanted sex from me, and now theyre gone. God took care of them for me.
bluemageceles: they didnt understand that i dont want to be used!
NAME REMOVED: maibe just get maried
NAME REMOVED: and everithing will be over
bluemageceles: I thought about it, but i dont know if my kids are ready to have a new father
NAME REMOVED: ohhh
NAME REMOVED: then look like u are stuck
NAME REMOVED: stack
bluemageceles: I know. There's so many of them too. I get pregnant so easily
bluemageceles: and i cant even get child support because the fathers are dead
NAME REMOVED: because u having sex i guess
bluemageceles: I know but i cant help it i love sex
NAME REMOVED: i love sex also
NAME REMOVED: but ......i don t have sex just .......like that
bluemageceles: Oh i do, all the time. But it sucks because it got me herpes
NAME REMOVED: what s herpes
bluemageceles: it's a sexually transmitted disease. you're 26 and dont know that?
NAME REMOVED: no
bluemageceles: That's weird.
NAME REMOVED: i don t need to know everythink
NAME REMOVED: only what i need to know
bluemageceles: Ohhh
bluemageceles: well its when you get big sores on your penis.
bluemageceles: like blisters
NAME REMOVED: is it painfull?
bluemageceles: and its very contagious
NAME REMOVED: ok
bluemageceles: and it never goes away
NAME REMOVED: is it dangerous/
bluemageceles: Yes
NAME REMOVED: that s sux.....that s mean i won t have sex with u
bluemageceles: Oh no!
bluemageceles: Come on, im REAL good at it
NAME REMOVED: ohh
bluemageceles: Okay this has been great but I gotta go
bluemageceles: bye bye
NAME REMOVED: ok bye
NAME REMOVED: u are cool
NAME REMOVED: good night

...he ruined my fun

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