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...o_o I spent so much fucking money...you might not guess it if you dont know me very well... but I'm a closet shop-a-holic. It's a very embarrassing thing to admit, considering my deep hatred for the whole consumerism-capitalism-money-money-money way of living... but I tend to have two extreme sides of my personality traits.

Half of me loves to buy things, and the other half hates that buying half with a firey passion.


...and I have a brand new cold, and still have to go class, stockpiles of tissues and all.

I mean you're granted a certain amount of sick days and all...but @_o; its so early in the term. I dont want to flake out of class until I at least get a fever.


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Anyway on to the important subject.

I was watching this commercial for Welch's White Grape Juice.

Why do they call it white grape juice? I think the name is false advertising. The grapes used to make it aren't white. The juice isn't white. So what's with the name?

I know what you're all thinking. If the juice were white, it would have to be an opaque liquid, and nobody wants to drink grape juice that looks like milk.
But it's important to have the product be true to my name.

Don't you think? <>