Sep. 13th, 2010

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I'm aware that things that amuse me don't amuse other people.







Ryan
I BOUGHT SOME MOTHER FUCKING SOUR CREAM TODAY!

Me
um
hey Ryan

Ryan
It's a great day

**

sorry. my kids came in and wouldn't stop bothering me.
they're running up and down the hall right now.
very obnoxious.


Me
awww you'll make a great father some day
huh
do you want to have kids??

Ryan
maybe someday
I have enough right now though
and I don't have to feed them or anything

[30 min later]

Candles! How many candles are there?
There are eighteen candles.
Nine for me!
And nine for me!


Me
um
hey Ryan
did you hit your head??

Ryan
It's what we were reading just now
imagine reading those 4 lines for about 20 minutes and that is my job.
the kids get older later in the day and there is less of that though

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