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conversation with my mom just now:


Mom: Where's your card??
Me: In my wallet.
Mom: Where's your wallet?!
(I don't answer because it's always on the table)
Mom: In your FACE?? In your ASS??
Me: (pause) What are you, SEVEN?
Mom: What are you STUPID?


I very much enjoyed this exchange. Afterward neither of us could talk for about a minute without giggling.